Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books
1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Are You My Proctologist?
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Feels a Ho
6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!
12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
13. The Bitch Set Me Up
14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
15. Yentl the Lentil
16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
17. Aunts in My Pants
18. Hop On Mom
19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
21. The Grinch's Ten Inches
Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period.
"Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?"
"Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"
How do you circumcise a Redneck?
Punch his sister in the jaw.
What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?
A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!
What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?
Nice tooth!
What do you call a hillbilly in a suit?
The defendant.
Why did the hillbilly cross the road?
His dick was stuck in a chicken.
What does a hillbilly say after sex?
Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes
