Jul 9, 2011

Your Daily Smile ... Little Johnny and the 6 cats ...


 

 
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny:  
  Seven, Sir.

Teacher:
 No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how  many will you have?

Johnny:  
Seven

Teacher:
 Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny:
  Six.

Teacher: 
Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny:
 Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: 
Where do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny:
Because I've already got a fucking cat at home !!!   
 
 
 
                                 
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