| OLD IS WHEN **'OLD' IS WHEN...** **Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** **Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN....** You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** **You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN**..** **'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** **An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND** ** **'OLD' IS WHEN...** **You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?* |
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