| TIPS FOR SENIORS *1. Wear your glasses. TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed. ** 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, In case you doze off in the middle. ** 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) ** 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. ** 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.. ** 6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed. ** 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.. ** 8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf too. ** 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!! ** 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.** |
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