Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, for
sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please
pay in
advance."
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the
trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
If god wanted ur nose to be a chimney................. he
would have
turned it upside down..........
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up...............reading!!
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He
drinks
straight out of the bottle.
You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to
put on
lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just
in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep
alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is
the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads
to run our
business.
A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not
old enough or
else they will never be.
sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please
pay in
advance."
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the
trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
If god wanted ur nose to be a chimney................. he
would have
turned it upside down..........
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up...............reading!!
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He
drinks
straight out of the bottle.
You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to
put on
lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just
in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep
alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is
the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads
to run our
business.
A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not
old enough or
else they will never be.
