Applications..

1)
A candidate's application "This has reference
to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or
Female'... As I am both
for the past several years and I can handle both,
I am applying for the
post."

2)
An employee applied for leave as follows: Since
I have to go to my
village
to sell my land along with my wife. please
sanction me one week leave"...

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows: "Since I have
to
go to the cremation ground and I may not return,
please grant me half day
casual leave"


4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to
the headmaster: "As I am
studying in this school i am suffering from
headache.I request you to
leave
me today"


7. Another leave letter written to Administration
dept: As my
mother-in-law
has expired and I am responsible for it, please
grant me 10 days leave.




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