| The Special Israeli army unit was crossing the desert and most of the men were on camels. Lt. Shalomon had a very stubborn camel, and finally it stopped dead in its tracks and refused to move another step. The rest of the unit moved on, leaving Shalomon along with his mulish camel. Shalomon sat on the camel for three hours. He kicked the camel. He pleaded with it and shouted curses, but the camel would not budge. He dismounted and was standing disconsolately at its side when a woman soldier drove up in a jeep and asked him if he needed help. Lt. Shalomon explained to her that the camel wouldn't budge. "Oh, I can fix that," she said jumping out of her jeep. She reached down and put her hand under the camel's belly. The camel jumped up and down, and then took off at the rate of half a mile a minute. Lt. Shalomon was astounded. "Ma'am, what did you do? What's the trick?" It's simple, Lieutenant. I just tickled his balls." "Well, ma'am, you'd better tickle mine too, because I've got to catch that camel!" | 
