The Moods Of A Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry
Horny
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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and
asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished,
looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the
rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby.
The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating
it quickly. Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure
satisfaction.
The cat looks at the rooster and thinks to himself, "Well, if he can do
it, I can do it." Not long after the rooster eats his worm, the cat
spots a mouse scurrying nearby the lake. The cat raises its tail,
arches its back, and with all its might, attempts to pounce on the
mouse, only to end up in the lake.
What is the moral of the story?
Where there is a satisfied cock, there is a wet pussy!
