Is She A Virgin?
A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a
virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it
to her and ask what it is. If she calls it a penis, she's a virgin. If
she says it's a cock, she's been around."
So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it out to her
and says "What is this?"
"That's a penis!" she replies.
"Great," he sighs, "I thought you were going to call it a cock."
"Of course not! A cock is twice as big!!"
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Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?" "You're in a
hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to
wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us
everything you remember."
"Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But on
the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we both
putted right to the pin. When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had
overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it
was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spaulding in there,
and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear. "That was the last thing I
remember.
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Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You make new friends every day.
Q: What's the difference between men and hogs?
A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig.
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit.
