Bottle Of Acid
There was a little boy sitting on the curb one day. The little tyke had
a bottle half full of acid. It seems he was droppin' those big, black
ants into it every time he caught one. It made a small puff of smoke
shortly after hitting the acid.
An old priest came along and was watching the kid drop those ants
into oblivion. Apparently he thought this would be a good time to teach
the little squirt the value of life.
The priest said to the kid, "What do you have there son?" "Oh,
I got some magic water, Father, the boy innocently replied. "See," and
*poof* went another ant.
"In my church," says the priest, "we have some magic water too."
"Oh Yeah," says the kid, "can it turn ants into water, too?" "No,"
says the priest, "but I rubbed it on a lady's stomach and she passed a
baby."
"Big deal!" says the kid. "I squirted some of this under my cat's
tail the other day, and he passed a motorcycle!"
YYYYY
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other
"Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to
lose my fucking ass."
Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the
blonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose
my fucking car."
YYYYY
Q: How do the Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crow bar.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to "Boys to Men"?
A: He thought it was an escort agency.
Q: What does woman do with her arsehole while she's having a fuck?
A: She leaves him home.
Q: Why did the sweet little girl fall off of the swing?
A: She had no arms.
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
