Jun 21, 2011

Wedding Day

 And you thought the Photos of "People of Walmart" were bad...
 
 


Just so there is no confusion "Wifey" is airbrushed right on your ass. 








Can I vote all of them off the island? 










This would be less creepy if a veil was involved... 







Try our new ROY-G-BIV line! 





Silver tube top wedding dress minus 4 teeth =
Queen for a day 








Alice in Pimpland? 










Jerome's grand idea. Professing his eternal love for Tamika by stabbing a life size cake replica of her. 









I guess eating the 4 Chalupas was a bad idea the night before our wedding 








The moment you realize your mother-in-law is moving to your town 






Camo tux. Nuff said. 




I now pronounce you Jedi & Paduan 



Kegstands...not just for frat parties anymore 







Sadly, the Elvis Preacher is the least disturbing part of the picture 









Seriously? 









Who needs a limo. We've got a whole damned front end loader just for us! 








Gravity 101, pay attention kids





Was he liberated or captured?
 
 




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