A Long Journey
This guy jumps on a train and is going on a long journey to a city.
Anyway he sits down next to this old lady who is holding this jar full
of oysters.
The train speeds off, and during the journey the guy starts to get a
bit hungry and is starting to eye off the jar full of oysters. He is
just about to give up on the idea of asking the granny for some of her
oysters when she falls asleep. The guy sees his chance, and waits for
the best opportunity to grab the jar off the granny.
The train flies into a tunnel, the guy grabs the jar carefully off the
granny. He opens the jar and drinks down some of the oysters. They taste
a bit funny but it settles his hunger a bit. He carefully puts the jar
back in the grannies hand, and she keeps on sleeping not noticing a thing.
The guy settles back for an hour, until he started getting hungry again.
The old lady is still asleep, and he sees no problem in eating more of
her oysters. So he slyly grabs the jar off her, and drinks down the rest
of its contents. He throws the jar out the window, thinking "what the hey,
she'll probably forget that she had the jar of oysters".
Ten minutes later the old lady wakes up and starts coughing. A very
violent cough. She looks around, and finally says in a rough voice,
"Okay, who stole my phlem jar?".
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Q: What is the definition of Gross?
A1: Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.
A2: Biting into a hot dog and it has veins.
A3: When you throw your undies at the wall, and they stick.
A4: You're sitting on you grandfather's lap and he pop a boner.
A5: Your little brother has lost his scab collection and you're
eating his corn flakes.
A6: Finding a string in your bloody mary.
Q. What's the definition of "bonus?"
A. You're fucking a pregnant woman and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Q : What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
A : Half a dog.
Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them
