Eight Obnoxious Toys You Must (Not?) Own

Eight Obnoxious Toys You Must (Not?) Own The Pregnant Barbie The one on the left is just wrong, distasteful, and disgusting. The one on the right is…well that's just wrong too. Who the hell would give this to their child? The Baby You Can Shave First off- babies are (usually) born without hair. Why is Japan adding hair to fake babies for children to shave? H-Bouya No- this isn't a mass storage device. Plug "it" into your computer and every time you hit the "H" key, its eyes light up. Question is- why was this was ever manufactured? I don't know, but I want one. The Doll w/ Amputated Appendages W.T.F ?? No comment. Dissection Kit Gross. Even if this was one of those "at home" dissection science projects for kids- why is the provided specimen a baby kitty?! Digital Finger You stick your finger in, it makes a pixilated image, and you can poke shit. It's completely lame. Where do I get one? Sorry I Am Unintentional First of all- what is this? I'm assuming it meant to say "Sorry, I didn't mean to take a shit in the toilet and not flush….but actually I did because I'm cute and have a bedazzled headband" Do it Yourself Vasectomy This one is a joke but it needed to be included. It's a magnet set. Great for the refrigerator. Highly inappropriate.

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