Quit Smoking Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news.
"I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?"
"Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months."
"But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret.
I've tried everything to quit."
"Well it's really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to smoke a
Cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead"
"Well that's easy for you, but I don't live near the beach" HHHHH
"Oh Mom!" sobbed Little Mary, "I'm pregnant!"
"What!? How could you?" screamed the Mother,
"and just who is the father?"
The daughter lifted up her tearful face and wailed,
"How should I know?
You're the one who would never let me go steady!" A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people
can be taken apart like machines?"
"Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied
his mother.
The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking
to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed
the ass off his secretary."
"I hate to spoil your fun, but that's not my clit. It's a hemorrhoid"
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