Funny Laws (may be old to some)

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.   2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.   3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.   4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.   5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.   6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).   7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Continue reading...