JOKES

**~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** wife ........  Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai  Husband..  Oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga  Wife ........  Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai .... **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Doctor .....  Yaar main soch raha hoon issi gaaon main apna                  clinic khol loon .. Dost .........  khayal to naik hai yaar magar yahan ka qabaristaan                   zara chhota hai .... **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** kanjoos .....  arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai  dost      .....  woh kaisey ??? kanjoos ...... main ney ek fakir sey poochha, "agar hazaar ka                   note doon to kyaa kareyga", woh bola "khushi sey                   mar jaoonga ", main ney bola " jaa nahi deta ", is                   tarah main ney uski jaan bachai. **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Patient ......  doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath                  lagatey hi main theek ho gaya  doctor .......  haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak                   aayi thi ... **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Ek sharabi apni aankhain donate kerney gaya... counter clerk .. kuch kehna chahtey ho naik bandey... sharabi ........... haan ! jisey lagao usey bata dena, yeh do peg                      key baad khulti ha. **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Wife ..........Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai  Husband ... Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli                  baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi.. **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Bus stop per larki ko dekh ker larka bola , "Tu meri jaan hai tu mera emaan hai ", larki ney juti utari to larka bola, "main bhi insaan hoon tu bhi insaan hai ... **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** wife .......... (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai   Husband ... (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho  **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Girl ............ Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else Boy ........... Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again                  yesterday .. Girl ............ To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do Boy ............ Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo ... **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** Chaltey chaltey meri pasand key chaar linez ... Sharma key yun na dekh ada key muqaam sey  Ab baat barh chuki hai haya key muqaam sey Tasweer khech li hai terey shauq-e-husun ki Meri nazar ney aaj khata key muqaam sey        **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~**