A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She's up in the
stirrups, and the doctor notices she's trembling. He says: You're
nervous, aren't you?
Yes, it's my first visit to a gynecologist.
Would you like me to numb you down there?
Oh, yes please.
He sticks his face between her legs and goes Num, num, num .
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CONFUCIUS SAY:
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring.
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
Sex on beach is like American beer - very near water.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants
Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.
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My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he told
her she couldn't make love. I've known this for years I want to know how
he found out!
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It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without
her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for
herself. The next day her mother called to see how everything went.
Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble
trying to eat the turkey said the daughter.
Did it not taste good her mother asked.
I don't know,the blonde said. It wouldn't sit still!
