DEEPER AND FARTHER A Farmer's mother-in-law lived with him and everyday at every juncture to speak she would threaten farmer If you don't treat my daughter right and even if I am dead, I will dig up from my grave and haunt your soul. A friend aware of concerns of farmer ran into him in a bar and asked how his mother-in-law was doing. Farmer smiled and said, Oh she died couple months back and you know I buried her face down in the grave so now when she digs she will go deep deep down under, never come back to haunt me.