The Amazing Weight Loss Program (16+ Joke)

The Amazing Weight Loss Program 

A fat guy Paul saw "lose 5kg in a week" in newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6 am.

 

The next morning paul opens the door & finds a hot babe vid just shoes, underpants & shirt saying "u catch me u fuck me! & the girl starts running.
Paul starts running but doesnt catch her.

 

So durning the whole week paul tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.

 

He then asks for the 10 kg program.

 

Next morning at 6 paul opens the door and sees an even hottter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt sayin "u catch me u fuck me".
He loses 10 kg dat week.

 

So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg so he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said r u sure its really tough.

 

Next day at 6 paul opens the door expecting to see a faboulus babe but finds a Negro Gay in just underwear saying 'If I catch u I will fuck u!'

 

That week Paul lost 30 kgs..!