Proving his theory re: sex lol

 

 

A noted sex therapist realized that people often lied about the frequency
of*
 
*their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often
someone*
 
*has had sex.*
 
* *
 
*To prove his theory, he filled an auditorium with people, and went down the
*
 
*line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile,*
 
*the therapist was able to guess accurately until he came to the last man in
*
 
*line, an elderly gentleman, who was grinning from ear to ear.*
 
* *
 
*"Twice a day," the therapist guessed. But the therapist was surprised when
*
 
*the man says no.*
 
* *
 
*"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a
*
 
*month?" "No." The man finally said yes when the doctor got to "once a
year."*
 
* *
 
*The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the elderly*
 
*gentleman, "What the heck are you so happy about?"*
 
* *
 
*The gent answered, "Tonight's the night!"*
 
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