Miscellaneous
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. "The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again." What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night."
The teacher hears Lil Jimmie cussing, so she gets pissed off and goes
bitching to Jimmie's father. She comes to Jimmie's house and notices
Little Jimmie fucking a goat in the yard.
She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son! He
cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in the
yard!"
"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!" shouted his father.
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What's the difference between a poodle humping
your leg and a pitbull humping your leg?
You let the pit bull finish.
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The Cadbury's Candy Co.
and Merck Drug Co.
Have combined to market
the new Mint flavored
birth control pill
that women may take
immediately before sex.
The Pill will be distributed by
the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies.
They're going to be called....
"Pre-dick-a-mints."
