Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men......
(Back by popular demand)
*It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
*Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.
*A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
*They don't get tired after the first time.
*You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ...
that you had an orgasm.
*Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace
the batteries when it tires.
*Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
*You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
*Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!
*We can get a bigger one or one that has better options
whenever you want without being called a slut.
*Position is your choice, not his.
*You don't have to suck it.
*It always is hard.
*It doesn't leave a mess behind.
*You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
*It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
*It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
*You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
*You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be
interested in it the next morning.
*They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you
are in the mood.
*They never drink too much and embarrass you.
*You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
*Safe sex without a rubber
*Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
*Vibrators are portable so you can do it any time, any where you want!!
*They never ask how they were.
*They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
*You don't have to stroke its ego.
*They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
*It doesn't leave a wet spot.
*It doesn't require "a little lip action"to get hard.
*It has no problem finding the "g spot."
*You know exactly where its been.
*Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
*Vibrators don't get jealous if you have 2 or more.
*Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.
*A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
*They don't get tired after the first time.
*You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ...
that you had an orgasm.
*Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace
the batteries when it tires.
*Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
*You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
*Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!
*We can get a bigger one or one that has better options
whenever you want without being called a slut.
*Position is your choice, not his.
*You don't have to suck it.
*It always is hard.
*It doesn't leave a mess behind.
*You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
*It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
*It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
*You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
*You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be
interested in it the next morning.
*They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you
are in the mood.
*They never drink too much and embarrass you.
*You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
*Safe sex without a rubber
*Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
*Vibrators are portable so you can do it any time, any where you want!!
*They never ask how they were.
*They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
*You don't have to stroke its ego.
*They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
*It doesn't leave a wet spot.
*It doesn't require "a little lip action"to get hard.
*It has no problem finding the "g spot."
*You know exactly where its been.
*Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
*Vibrators don't get jealous if you have 2 or more.
