Different types of pain

Three women, while traveling in a train, are
discussing different types of pain.

The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you
suffer a fracture."

The second woman says, "That's nothing. Post-surgical
pain is the worst."

The third woman says, "I disagree. Pain during childbirth
is the severest."

An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears
this conversation and interrupts them.

"I don't think you three have ever experienced a swift
kick to the balls."

 

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THERE once was a girl from Mitchen
Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose."
She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!"

There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat

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The Miranda Rights For New York City

1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and
will lead to a broken fucking skull.

2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present
at the time of the skull breaking.

3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of
charge, to read you the last rites, you piece of shit.