Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..
Bush thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Are you ready for this??????
Obama thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the
"SHIT" out of Bush again!