An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait
Painted. She told the the artist, "Paint me with
Diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
Bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex."
Painted. She told the the artist, "Paint me with
Diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
Bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before
My husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I
Want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
My husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I
Want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
