A horsefly kept biting an elephant near her tail. She kept swinging
her trunk, but he was far out of reach.
A little sparrow observed this and flew down and snipped the
horsefly in half.
"Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "Listen, if there's anything I
can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow paused. "Well, ma'am -," he said.
"What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy with me."
"Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life I wondered
how it would feel to fuck an elephant."
"Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"
The sparrow began to fuck away. Up above them, a monkey got very
excited and started to masturbate.
This shook a coconut loose and it hit the elephant smack on the
head.
"Ouch!" said the elephant.
The sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you,
dear?"
her trunk, but he was far out of reach.
A little sparrow observed this and flew down and snipped the
horsefly in half.
"Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "Listen, if there's anything I
can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow paused. "Well, ma'am -," he said.
"What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy with me."
"Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life I wondered
how it would feel to fuck an elephant."
"Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"
The sparrow began to fuck away. Up above them, a monkey got very
excited and started to masturbate.
This shook a coconut loose and it hit the elephant smack on the
head.
"Ouch!" said the elephant.
The sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you,
dear?"
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An 18-year-old young woman arrived home very late from a first
date with a guy. Her angry mother asked her "where the hell"
she'd been all night.
"Mom, I'm an adult now," said the woman, "and I think I am in
love!"
"What do you mean?" queried the concerned mother. "It was only
your first date with the guy!"
"Yeah," replied the daughter, "but I sucked his dick and then he
fucked me in the ass!"
"That's not LOVE, my daughter," replied mother. "That's LUST!"
"Then what's love?" asked daughter.
Mother explained, "When you get fucked in the ass first and then
suck his dick, that's love!"
date with a guy. Her angry mother asked her "where the hell"
she'd been all night.
"Mom, I'm an adult now," said the woman, "and I think I am in
love!"
"What do you mean?" queried the concerned mother. "It was only
your first date with the guy!"
"Yeah," replied the daughter, "but I sucked his dick and then he
fucked me in the ass!"
"That's not LOVE, my daughter," replied mother. "That's LUST!"
"Then what's love?" asked daughter.
Mother explained, "When you get fucked in the ass first and then
suck his dick, that's love!"
