Careful!!!!
Listen to your Mom!!!
Listen to your Mom!!!
REMEMBER HOW YOUR MOTHER USED SAY:
"SON, YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS,
AND YOU SAID...
"BUT MOM, IT WAS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY,
AND SHE LOOKED REALLY HOT...."
"BUT MOM, IT WAS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY,
AND SHE LOOKED REALLY HOT...."
AND YOUR MOM SAID...
"Son, I don't give a damn if it was 110 degrees outside,
you should NEVER pick up strangers on the road!!"
"Son, I don't give a damn if it was 110 degrees outside,
you should NEVER pick up strangers on the road!!"
OUT OF YOUR MOM, YOU VEHEMENTLY SAID ..............
"MOM, SHE WAS SO HOT SHE WAS STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF TO KEEP COOL,
I FELT EMBARRASSED FOR HER SO I STOPPED ...
SHE WAS THAT HOT.... WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!"
AND THENNNNNNNNN, YOUR MOM SAID ...
"SON, LISTEN TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT SHE WAS,
OR HOW NAKED SHE WAS! ... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP RIGHT ON GOING, DAMN IT !!!
IT IS DANGEROUS TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.
YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!!"
"SON, LISTEN TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT SHE WAS,
OR HOW NAKED SHE WAS! ... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP RIGHT ON GOING, DAMN IT !!!
IT IS DANGEROUS TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.
YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!!"
YOU START LISTENING TO YOUR MOM?
