There is a medical distinction... We've all heard about people having guts
or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?....In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS = Arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by the
wife with a broom in her hand, and having the GUTS to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere tonight?"
BALLS = Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping the wife on the arse and
having the BALLS to say: "You're next fatty."..
Son walks into his parents bedroom and finds his dad giving his mum one..His
dad laughs and tells him to get out..An hour later, his dad hears a
commotion from his sons room..He walks in and finds his son giving his nan
one..The dad looks horrified..Son says..not so fucking funny when its your
mum is it..
blond girl phones the fire brigade and says 'my house is on Fire'...fireman
asks 'how do we get there'..HELLOOOO Blondie replies..'In the Fu*king big
Red Truck...
A mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor...eats it..then says ' where's
the fu*king pussy now then'
Bill and Bob are lying in bed together. When Bill starts rubbing vaseline on
his chest, Bob says "what are you doing"?..Bill replys "I read in a gay
magazine vaseline stimulates hair growth, I want a hairy chest". Bob says
don't be so fu*king stupid, if that was true I'd have a ponytail sticking
outta my arse"
