Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...
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Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
So rahay thay donon nangay,
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Chacha bola machine gun,
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here.
Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also
But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.
Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
