Lessons in Logic ...

If your father is a poor man,


It is your fate but,




If your father-in-law is a poor man,


it's your stupidity.




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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.




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Practice makes perfect.....


But nobody's perfect......


So why practice?




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If it's true that we are here to help others,


Then what exactly are the others here for?




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Since light travels faster than sound,


People appear bright until you hear them speak.




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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?




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Money is not everything.


There's Mastercard & Visa.




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One should love animals.


They are so tasty.




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Behind every successful man, there is a woman


And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.




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Every man should marry.


After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.




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The wise never marry.


And when they marry they become otherwise.




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Success is a relative term.


It brings so many relatives.




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Never put off the work till tomorrow


What you can put off today.




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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep




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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning




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"Hard work never killed anybody"


But why take the risk




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"Work fascinates me"


I can look at it for hours




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God made relatives;


Thank God we can choose our friends.




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The more you learn, the more you know,


The more you know, the more you forget


The more you forget, the less you know


So.. Why learn.




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A bus station is where a bus stops.


A train station is where a train stops.


On my desk, I have a work station....


What more can I say........




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