How Vibrators Are Better Than Men!
`It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
`Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate
`A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
`They don't get tired after the first time
`You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm.
`Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV ... or Fishin'!
`Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
`Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
`You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
`Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!
`We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
`Position is your choice, not his.
`You don't have to suck it.
`It works "while" the sports games are on.
`It always is hard.
`It doesn't leave a mess behind.
`You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
`It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
`It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
`You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
`You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
`They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
`They never drink too much and embarrass you.
`You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
`Safe sex without a rubber
`Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is
`Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
`Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!
`They never ask how they were.
`They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
`You don't have to stroke its ego.
`They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
`It doesn't leave a wet spot.
`You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it.
`It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard
`It has no problem finding the "g spot."
`You know exactly where its been.
`Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
