Signs Spotted In Bars!

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Signs Spotted In Bars! If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives.    Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.  The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO       No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. Men ' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC       =0 A It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ      Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT         If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York .       If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives,  Washington , DC      Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ       You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA          No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA       ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~     A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.  Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 0      HAPPINESS     To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________    LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die...