CONFUCIUS REEXAMINED
[1] Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
[2] Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
[3] Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
[4] Boy who goes to sleep with stiff problem
wakes up with solution in hand.
[5] Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
[6] Girl who sits on jockeys' lap gets hot tip, girl who sits on judges' lap gets an honourable discharge.
[7] Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
[8] Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
[9] Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
[10] Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
[11] Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
[12] Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bang Cock.
[13] Man with one chopstick go hungry.
[14] Man who scratches bum should not bite fingernails.
[15] Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
[16] War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
[17] Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
[18] Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
[19] It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
[20] Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
[21] Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
[22] Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
[23] Man who fish in other mans' well often catch craps.
[24] Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
[25] "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
CONFUCIOUS SAYS "DON'T BE CONFUSED"
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