Beer Vs Woman |
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not!
1 point for beer!
Beer is horrible, when it is hot!
1 point for women!
A cold beer satisfies you!
1 point for beer!
For a beer, you pay taxes!
1 point for women!
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry!
1 point for beer!
You can always be sure that, you are the first one ?Opening? a beer!
1 point for beer! ? ?
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself!
1 point for beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs!
1 point for beer!
A beer does not have a mother!
1 point for beer!
beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it !
1 point for beer!
So the Score is........... Beer beats women - 8 to 2!
If you are a woman reading
this and getting angry......... know that a beer would never get angry and all the men reading must be having a hearty laugh!!
