NOT IN TUNE Husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed, the passion is heating up, but then wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it. I just want to you hold me" The Husband says "what???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as women". The Husband realizes that nothing is going to happen to night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept store.he walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And tells his wife , we will take all three of them. Then he goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each And then goes to jewelery Dept and gets the set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited( she thinks her husband has flipped out,but she does not care) she goes for the tennis bracelet The husband say "but you don't even play tennis,but ok if you liked it then get it.' The wife is jumping up and down, So excited she can't even believe what is going on, she says "I am ready to go, lets go to cash register The Husband says, "no no no honey we're not going to buy all this stuff," the wife goes blank "No honey- I just want you to hold this stuff for a while," Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says "you must not be in tune with my financial needs as man |
