Englishmen
Two Englishmen, out for a night on the town, picked up a couple of women in a dimly lit pub and began touring the town. In another pub, while the ladies were occupied in the powder room, one of the men whispered to the other: "I say, old man, would you mind if we switched dates?"
"No," said the other. "But yours seems a decent sort, what's wrong with her?"
"Nothing much," replied the first, "but between the smog and the grog and the fog, I seem to have picked up an aunt of mine."
Two Englishmen, out for a night on the town, picked up a couple of women in a dimly lit pub and began touring the town. In another pub, while the ladies were occupied in the powder room, one of the men whispered to the other: "I say, old man, would you mind if we switched dates?"
"No," said the other. "But yours seems a decent sort, what's wrong with her?"
"Nothing much," replied the first, "but between the smog and the grog and the fog, I seem to have picked up an aunt of mine."
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