THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY...
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
Hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
Whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
Over And over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
Your Ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
Gode.
Pass this to all your friends if you feel they may be in danger. | 
