Poor Guido!
A virile, middle-aged Italian gay gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond man that his gaydar spotted at once.
Things progressed to the point where he invited the blondie back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled his guest senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked, in his approximate English but with a smile, "So, you finish?"
The blondie paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for him and the rattling resumed. This time the blondie thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, the blondie returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this young man unsatisfied, Guido reaches for him yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into the blondie's eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond young man whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
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