The Choice
There is a rich gay man who has three boyfriends, but he does not know which one to keep. So he decides to give each one $5,000 and see how they spend it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. He gets new clothes, a new haircut, manicure, pedicure, waxing, massage, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look handsome for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and spent all of the money at Neiman-Marcus buying gifts for his man. He says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles his investment, returns the $5,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. He says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thinks long and hard about how each of the men spent the money and decides to keep the one with the biggest dick.
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