Volvo For Dummies
Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by dummies for dummies called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge dummi features:
-- Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute.
-- An OnStar satellite tracking system that can locate, on command, all retail outlets within 500 miles
-- Permanent press fenders.
-- A dashboard voice console that's programmed to ask strangers for directions.
-- Side mirrors that make the driver appear slimmer than they actually are.
-- Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute.
-- An OnStar satellite tracking system that can locate, on command, all retail outlets within 500 miles
-- Permanent press fenders.
-- A dashboard voice console that's programmed to ask strangers for directions.
-- Side mirrors that make the driver appear slimmer than they actually are.
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