Top 10 Signs You're Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active.... 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
3. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies. And the Number One Sign Your Grandparents are still sexually
active.....
1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style." 999 An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house, and after their meal,
the wives left the table to go to the kitchen.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says:
"Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant. I'd highly recommend it."
The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying:
"Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies: "A carnation?"
"No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggests, "The poppy?"
"No, no, no," growls the man.
"You know - the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells:
"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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