Perceptions In Pakistan And Outside Pakistan! Mother-in-law in Pakistan: A woman capable of making your life miserable. Outside Pakistan: A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free? Husband In Pakistan: A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings. Outside Pakistan: Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs vacuuming, laundry, babysitting, and shopping sometimes. Friend In Pakistan: A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome. Outside Pakistan: A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. Wife In Pakistan: A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower and also cooks for you. Outside Pakistan: A woman who yells at you not to leave the tub dirty when you go to take bath. Son In Pakistan: A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market. Outside Pakistan: A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has a lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn. Daughter In Pakistan: A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage. Outside Pakistan: A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage. Father In Pakistan: A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed. Outside Pakistan: A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition. Doctor In Pakistan: A respectable Income tax free money making machine who has a spending machine at home called 'doctor's wife'. Outside Pakistan: A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called 'doctor's wife'. Outside Pakistan: A vigorous Punjabi festival dance. Outside Pakistan: The same hi-tech guy, who prays every Friday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year. A Green Card holder bachelor visiting Pakistan: The guy can't speak Urdu, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there. Outside Pakistan: The guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW. Do add your experiences and observations before circulating. You can decide where you want to live............... |
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