On The Footpath
A little boy was on the footpath, playing with shit.
A postman rode up and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm making a postman!" the kid declared.
Then a little old lady came up and asked him what he was doing.
The little boy replied, "I'm making a little old lady!"
The old lady was so disgusted that she went to the local cop shop
and reported the little boy.
A short while later, a big policeman strolled down and approached
the boy.
"G'day, little fella," he said. I know what you're doing - your
making a policeman."
The little boy looked up at the cop and smiled.
"Fuck off!" he said. "I ain't got enough shit for that!"
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Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Kick her in the guts.
Q. What's charred and stands between two sticks?
A. A burnt cripple.
Q. What do women & dog turds have in common?
A. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!
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This little boy comes home from school, he sees his mom and says,
"Mom, what's a cunt?"
Shocked, his mother says "Where on earth did you hear that kind of
language?! Go tell your father what you said to me!"
So the little boy goes downstairs to see his dad in the basement, and
says, "Dad, what's a cunt?" His father takes out a playboy centerfold,
and draws a circle around the girl's pubic area with a pencil. The Dad
says, "Son, see this? That's a pussy. Everything outside that circle is
a cunt!"
