Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were
having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,
tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When
she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,
tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When
she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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