| A Blonde's Phone Call To Mom "Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? Aren't you with your father at the Ace Hardware?" "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call." "What happened?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth... Why did you do that???" "Well, it really wasn't my fault. "Dad told me to find a Black and Decker....... Mom, I knocked the shit out of her." |
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