| A policeman sent his wife and child to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife. "No, darling," she said. "We can't do it here. Jeremy is watching us." "You are right," he said. "Let's go to the beach." So they hired a sitter from the hotel and headed for the beach. After a while, they found an empty stretch of beach, laid down a towel and began to get busy. They were going hot and heavy when a policeman walked in on them. "Put your clothes on immediately!" he barked. "You can't do that in public! Shame on you!" "You are right," said the husband. "I am sorry, but I had a moment of weakness. We haven't seen each other in a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me." "Don't worry," the cop assured. "You are a colleague and this is your first time. But this is the third time I've caught her having sex on this beach this week, and I'm afraid there will have to be a fine involved!" |
