A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.
She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?"
Dad replies "I don't know".
She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?"
The mum instead of explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"
IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH(".)
The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth
Mom Fainted.... |