A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenyour husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. "
Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman:
"Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea.
I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenyour husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. "
Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman:
"Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea.
I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
