A servant Enrolled his donkey in a race & Won,
Local Paper read : 'SERVENT's ASS WON'.
King was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the Donkey to the Queen
The Local News paper then read "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The King Fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day Paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, King Ordered the Queen
To buy back the donkey & leave it to the Jungle.
The next day Headlines:
" QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"
The king died next day.
Power of media………..