| "Lethal Ejaculation"
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. He decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor What he could do to cure his problem. |
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are
Getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought
Himself a starters pistol. All excited to try this suggestion
Out, he runs home to his wife. At home, he finds his wife
Naked in bed, waiting for him. As they begin, they find
Themselves in the 69 position. The man feels the sudden
Urge to come. He fires the starters pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The
Doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well... When I fired the pistol,
My wife pooped on my face, biting 3 inches off my penis.
And, my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands
In the air."
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